KANT, OH PRE-MO’
Nil meds, oh dill come in, Dena’s trough eat a
Mill, eat, row, viper—unicell, fast cure, a
Kayla greet-a-via hair is mar eat a
Ike Juan toe tier pole era echo, sad hurrah
Is to sell, vessel fudge, ‘ya as par oy fort, eh
Kennel pens saving, no overlap—ah, good, ah!
Taunt hey a mar a, capo coy pee-you more day
Mopper trot are dill PennKey, me trove, ay!
Deer, oh day outro cause, eh, key foes court, eh
Eww, non so Ben re-deer comb invent—try!
Taunt hair a pee indie sun no, a-quell poon-toe
Kayla-bear, a chi abandon, ay
Mop, oy keeve wee al pee-yay de un collie jew-in-tow
La-dough vey deter mean ABBA quay lava lay
Came-a-via deep ah-good-ah ill car cone poon-toe
Choir-Dane alto, eh feed e-lay Sue, eh spa lay
Vest eat, age a, day Raj, e-Dell pee-yawn ate a
Came in a treat, oil true e-pear oh neigh call lay.
(Homophonic translation of Dante’s Inferno. Audio available here.)
